Jumping Jacks

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Hi I'm Holly and I'm from London. There are then same amount of chickens as there are humans. Yeah I'm weird.

Good times being heartbroken again

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Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch

spider:hey
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spider:what are you doing with that flamethrower
me:I need to lose weight
me:I need to go on a diet
me:I'm so fat
me:inhales entire bag of doritos