Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch

| spider: | hey |
| me: | |
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| spider: | |
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| me: | |
| spider: | what are you doing with that flamethrower |

| me: | I need to lose weight |
| me: | I need to go on a diet |
| me: | I'm so fat |
| me: | inhales entire bag of doritos |
